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Wedding dress

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Apr 19, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Son asked his mother: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"



    The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your Friends and relatives that your bride is pure."



    The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.



    Dad why are wedding dresses white?"



    The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
    :)
     
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  2. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    :shocked ooooooh, I'm gonna slap that arse of yours if I ever get hold of ya!!!!! :cracking :p
     
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  3. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    I look forward to it:twisted:
     
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  4. JonnyMX

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    Having reviewed all of your posts, I'm just glad I'm not your girlfriend.

    For several reasons, obviously...
     
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  5. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    hmmmm.
     
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  6. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Yeah, that could explain why im single lol:)
     
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  7. Tinus1959

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    Wasn't there something with a chain being to long....?:tune
     
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  8. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Raff isn't all that bad when you meet him.

    But never go online dating, you might put *a few* people off.
     
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  9. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    awww, it was just a joke people, even if a bad one. :biggrin I doubt he really treats his women like that. You don't do you? :blink
     
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  10. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

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    Heh

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  11. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Of course i dont lol
     
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  12. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    See, what I tell you all. I for one belive the sexy bald guy. :)
     
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  13. twizzle

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    Nope the chain has to be just long enough to reach from the kitchen to the bedroom and also to the computer desk for when i need a drink bringing to me! :twisted:
     
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  14. nugget
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    Hearing that is enough to send anyone into therapy!:blink
     
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  15. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    :ohmy I can't not even belive you went there! This is ought to hold you for a day or two.

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    Well I agree if you find the bald guy sexy too. :biggrin
     
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  17. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    If you're that enthusiastic, you have to come to the next meet! I'll help pay!!
     
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  18. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    What can I say I'm a sucker for a bald head, but my heart belongs to Joe and he would have a cow if I flew half way around the cournty to meet people he doesn't know. OMG, I would be so single when I got back. :biggrin
     
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  19. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    lol. Then get him to sign up for CF first, and he can get to know us :rolleyes:
     
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  20. juice142

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    Yeah, but he wouldn't be lonely.

    He'd have the cow.

    J.
     
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