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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and
    sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

    He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman....."Can I
    talk to your dog?"

    Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"

    Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?

    Dog: "Doin' alright"

    Villager: (Look of extreme shock)

    Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the

    Dog: "Yep"

    Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes

    me to the lake once a week to play"

    Villager: (Look of disbelief)

    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.....I think"

    Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool"

    Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)

    Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager)

    Horse: "Yep"

    Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
    me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the bad

    Villager: (Total look of amazement)

    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Villager: (panic stricken!) "The sheep's a LIAR!"
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