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Vampire grooming

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by stumpy, Dec 7, 2006.

  1. stumpy

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    IF vampires cant see their reflection how come their hair is always immaculate and they are clean shaved with no bog roll stuck to the bleeding bits like i do most mornings?How is that possible?Also do you think ghosts change their clothes?These are 2 of many things that bug me.Please help!!
     
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  2. BosonMichael
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    Well... some are clean shaved... some have scruff.

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    There are many things told about vampires that a pure fallacies. Its done to prevent mortals knowing how to tell a real vampire, and how to kill one.

    *cough* http://www.myspace.com/9335611
     
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    shhhh! you're gonna get us busted!
     
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    Dunno.

    Aren't vampires technically dead?
    That would stop your beard growing I would imagine.

    As for hair - well it's obvious innit - they all do each other's before going out...
     
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  6. stumpy

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    Yeah i thought that aswell.I think you all might have answered my question thanks!As for the ghosts changing clothes im sure they must do because the haunted houses they tend to live in will be pretty dusty but im still undecided.Just one more question...How come the only winners of Mr Universe have ever been from Earth??
     
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    Probably this is not unrelated to the "World Series" being apparantly confined to North America.

    Harry.
     
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    Undead, actually. :asthanos
     
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    :blink But hair only stops growing once the blood supply to the hair follicle ceases (why it continues a bit after death)

    If vampires drink human / animal blood, then surely their hair will keep growing...

    Maybe it's just that they have more time for grooming - they don't have full time jobs like we do....

    Giving this too much thought! :speechles
     
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    Dont get a headache while you're at it...lol...
     
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    Isn't undead a bit of an oxymoron?
    Technically if you are undead, you're alive.

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  13. JonnyMX

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    Huh.

    Still dodgy if you ask me.

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    If I'm unkempt, I'm er, not kempt.
     
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    It seems ive started something with this!Sorry about that but i always have these thoughts and they drive me mental! Its like last night i was thinking who would win a fight between..... Scooby doo vs Muttley
    An otter vs a badger
    Batman vs Batfink
    The Thing vs The incredible hulk
    Supergirl vs Supergran
    Superman vs Superted etc etc speaking about Superman where was he when all these disasters and stuff were kicking off?? I think he's full of s**t and should piss off back to Krypton! Also i wonder if he claims benefits over there?.Anyway ill go get a life and if that fails ill just do myself in!!:biggrin

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    You have clearly got to much time on ya hands :)
     
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    Yeah i know mate but im always like this i failed an exam at school because i was having this debate in my head and also because i couldnt be arsed with the exam.I think something came up about a mouse and that was it.Mickey mouse, Mighty mouse, Fingermouse etc and it just went from there.I dont think the examiner would have been happy with a picture i drew of Mighty mouse on my exam paper.Oh well you live and learn!

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    mate - does this happen often? i think you should get some professional help...
     
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    Batman vs Spiderman??
     
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    I reckon spunky would win
     
  20. stumpy

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    Yep all the time.Ive just seen your santa pic and it got me thinking 3 things
    1.Where does he get his money from?He must put some food inside him to keep his slender trim figure,What does he put in the reindeers food to make them fly i think hes some kind of drug baron and he tests his gear on poor Rudolf and co,Also he must pay the elfs because if he wanted me grafting all the time for nothing i'd tell him to stick it up his fat cheery arse
    2.What would my dog do and where would he go if he could fly?
    3.Who would win in a fight between Rudolfs baby reindeer(he must have had his wicked way with one of the others at one time or another?and Bambi??
    Oh sorry about this but...
    4.Is it me or does the reindeer known as Prancer sound a bit gay?

    Yes i will get help!!:biggrin

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