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Understanding God.

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Fergal1982, Oct 22, 2007.

  1. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    A Jew trying to understand the nature of God asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"

    God answered: "A million years is like a minute."

    Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million pounds to you?"

    And God replied: "A million pounds is like a penny."

    Finally, the man asked: "God, could you give me a penny?"

    And God said, "In a minute."
     
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  2. stuPeas

    stuPeas Megabyte Poster

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    lol :D
     
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  3. tripwire45
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    LOL. Good one. :D
     
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  4. Theprof

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    Funny!
     
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  5. BosonMichael
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    Classic!!
     
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  6. aw69

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    lol brill
     
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  7. greenbrucelee
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    lol :)
     
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  8. onoski

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    This just goes to show that God has a sense of humor too:biggrin
     
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  9. derkit

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    very good - lol
     
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  10. nugget
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    Nice one. :thumbleft
     
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    Nice one! lol
     
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    Very nice!
     
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    hahaha
     

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