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Ugly People....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by mattwest, Apr 23, 2004.

  1. mattwest

    mattwest Megabyte Poster

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    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
    everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because
    of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one
    wish each, before they
    enter Paradise.

    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

    "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
    done.

    The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
    too."

    Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on
    for a while but when God is halfway down, the last guy in the line
    starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is
    rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.

    Finally,! God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
    The guy eventually calms down and says.........

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    "Make 'em all ugly again".
     
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  2. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    good one matt
     
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  3. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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  4. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    Very good Matt. :lol:
     
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  5. Rosy
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    Love it!!!! :lol:

    The last person in the queue wasn't Jak was it? :roll:
     
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  6. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Sure was Rosy - you're the proof of that !!!!

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  7. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    lol ya think that might get you a quick trip down to the other gates :)
     
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