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Two Nuns.....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Nov 7, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    Two nuns, Sister Kari and Sister Wendy, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

    "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Wendy. "What shall we do?"

    "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the

    abomination," says Sister Kari.

    Sister Wendy switches them on, knocking Dracula about,

    but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

    "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy

    Water at the Vatican," says Sister Kari.

    Sister Wendy turns on the windshield washer. Dracula

    screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues

    hissing at the nuns.

    "Now what?" shouts Sister Wendy?

    "Show him your cross," says Sister Kari.

    "Now you're talking," says Sister Wendy.

    She opens the window and she shout at the little monster.

    "Get the f**k off the car!"

    tm Canadia Lady
     
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  2. JonnyMX

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    Ha Ha, that's great.
    I was going to post the joke about the two nuns in a bath, where one says to the other 'where's the soap?' and the other one says 'Yes, it does, doesn't it.'

    But I decided not to.
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Well done Canadian Lady !! :biggrin
     
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  4. Bluerinse
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    The big question of today is, has Gav lost the plot? :blink
     
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  5. tripwire45
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    Glad you said that, Pete. For a sec I thought it was just me. BTW, nice one moominboy. :biggrin
     
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  6. Jakamoko
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    Guess you Guys didn't fully pay attention to Moom's post then ? :rolleyes:
     
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  7. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Don't worry Jak. I got ya. At least someone noticed MB giving the proper kudos :rolleyes: :D
     
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  8. tripwire45
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    Clue me in. :blink :oops:
     
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  9. Jakamoko
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    RTFP !
     
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  10. tripwire45
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    Since when does "Canadia Lady" equal "Canadian Lady"? :blink
     
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  11. moominboy

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    sorry folks, not a typo as such , as i did mean it but i call Canada, Canadia because it winds my mates up slightly and so accidentally typed Canadia when Canadian would've been proper England.

    :thumbleft!
     
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  12. Jakamoko
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    Good grief, Charlie Brown !!! It's taken nearly 24 hours and no small amount of beating to get you to see my point, and you bust me over an "n" ?

    I give up !!! :rolleyes:




    j/k :tongue
     
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  13. Bluerinse
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    Ah, I am enlightened at last. Sorry Gav :oops:
     
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  14. Veteran's son

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    I didn't even notice that! :biggrin
    Boy, am I embarassed! :oops:
     
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  15. tripwire45
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    You do? Do I win? :biggrin
     
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  16. JonnyMX

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    Not sure.
    What were we playing?
    I'm confused...

    Was it spot the 'n'?

    :eek:
     
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