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TWO BLONDES

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    Two blondes were working on a house.

    The one who was nailing down siding, would reach
    into her nail pouch,pull out a nail and either toss it
    over her shoulder or nail it in. The other blonde, figuring
    this was worth looking into asked,

    "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

    The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch
    and it's pointed TOWARD me I throw it away 'cause it's defective.
    If it's pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!"

    The second blonde got completely pissed off and yelled,

    "You MORON!!!

    The nails pointed toward you aren't defective!

    They're for the OTHER side of the house!!"
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    Good one.

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  3. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    hehehe! nice one cazzam! :tongue
     
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  4. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    lol....hey...I'm blonde!! Well. I am now... :rolleyes:
     
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  5. Bluerinse
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    Ha, the man is back and on form :biggrin
     
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  6. noelg24

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    remind me not to ask them to build me a house...:eek: but thats wonderful...:biggrin
     
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  7. Missy

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    Caz you have a great since of humour :clap
     
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