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TURNER BROWN

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Mitzs, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this

    HUGE black guy standing next to him.

    The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he looks down and

    says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle,

    3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

    The little white fellow faints and falls to the floor.

    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy

    says, "What's wrong with you?"

    In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

    The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give

    you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 Feet

    tall, I weigh 350 pounds,! I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle

    Weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is

    Turner Brown."

    The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,

    Turn Around"
     
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  2. Tyler D

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    :lol: Nice one.
     
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  3. Raffaz

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    oldie but a goodie..:biggrin :twisted:
     
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  5. nXPLOSi

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    Lol good one.. :D
     
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    Ouch!

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    Fantastic, one of the best LMAO :biggrin.
     
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    That's one in the category:
    My name is Dover, Ben Dover.
     
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    My name is Jass... Hugh Jass.
     
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    :Llol.. that tickled the hell out of me.... (must be the wine I'm drinking :beers2 )
     
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    Nice one Mitzs :D
     
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  12. nugget
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    .....and here I was thinking you were a nice girl Mitzs!!:blink
     
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  13. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    :ohmy Hey, I am a nice girl. I'm not the one who told him to turn around! :dry :biggrin
     
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