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Tom Cruise's alien bunker

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by wagnerk, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. wagnerk
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    Tom Cruise's alien bunker



    Tom Cruise is allegedly planning to build a $10 million bunker underneath in preparation for the end of the world.

    The 'Top Gun' star, who is a devout follower of Scientology, is said to believe evil intergalactic ruler Xenu will attack Earth and so has designed a place to hide underneath his Colorado mansion.
    A source told America's Star magazine: "Tom is planning to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride estate.

    To see the full article, see here, here & here.

    Now if this is true, I would like to point out several things:

    1. If there are aliens out there (not admitting or dismissing if they exist), that have developed the technology to travel millions of lightyears, a couple of feet of concrete under ground won't make any difference to them when it comes to detecting those that are "hiding".

    2. If the Earth gets destroyed by Aliens then the bunker will be useless.

    3. If the Earth is attacked and people are wiped out, what are they going to do? Interbreed?

    4. Tom Cruise could save some money, thanks to ManicMonkey and his post here.

    Oh well, I do not want to knock anyone's belief. However it's what people do with their belief which is sometimes funny, no offence meant :)

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    no offence meant but he is a freaking crack pot! 8)
     
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    Moreso, if Aliens are smart enough to travel millions of lightyears, they're probably already got the internet tapped, and can see all the stuff we're typing, in which case, they know. Sorry Tom, our bad.
     
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    Tom Cruise is a f****** tit

    And sorry to knock anyone but anyone who believes in the teaching of L Ron Hubbard needs professional help.
     
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    oh please green you are killing me here. I have never heard anyone called a tit before. Is this a uk thing? This is just too funny.
     
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    Maybe he meant "twit". :biggrin
     
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    Yes it's an english expression, meaning.. wally :biggrin
     
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    It's a UK thing :)

    Tit/tits = breasts good thing :twisted:

    F***ing tit = as in this context, bad thing to be, it's like saying F***ing a*se or a** (depending on where you are) :cussing

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    You people are hilarious. I love it!
     
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    No I meant tit, I don't know if its a uk thing but yes Tom Cruise is a tit just as John Edward is the biggest douche in the Universe
     
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    :ohmy noooooooooo
     
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    If you're talking about the John Edwards that is running for President in the US, then I agree with you.
     
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    I belive he means the john edwards that can talk with the spirt world.
     
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    Thats the one :D

    Have you ever seen the south park episode, biggest douche in the universe its all about him.
     
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    Have to be honest with you mate, and apologies to our follows of the faith
    how different is it to anyone who believes the writings of the bible? or the Qur'an?

    its simple faith
    and whilst I am not a believer in such things
    many many people are, why is Christianity so accepted? because its 2000 years old? bit deal, one day Scientology will be 2000 years old too
    Is tom a crack pot? sure
    but is that because of his faith? if you think that then everyone with faith would be considered a crack pot, and I know a few on this boards who I'm really not keen to offend :)


    saying that, if i had 10 mil to blow I can just imagine a nice underground NOC under my house, complete with LAN party set up and OC192
    mmmmmmm....... lol
     
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    I don't think that anyone is knocking any belief system, it's what people are doing. I'm an anglo-catholic (for those that don't know - in simple terms a cross between Christian and Catholic) but I don't go on Saturday nights up to the highest hill, naked dancing waiting for Jesus to come, I may do that drunk but that's a different story.

    The fact is that he's building a bunker under his house, based on our technology, when according to his faith Aliens came to our planet years ago. Now if they had that level of technology then, just imagine the level of technology that they may have now. A human bunker will have no chance :biggrin

    Now a bunker for LAN parties, that different, I'm in. When's the first gathering?

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    Good point, Phoenix.

    We all have faith in something, be it science, our own abilities, God, or whatever. Most will just ridicule those who believe in God because they think faith is stupid, yet most of those same people place the same amount of faith in science that believers in God place in God.

    As to Tom Cruise, well, I don't really know what to think of him. He seems almost manic at times, i.e. his Oprah side show.

    Scientology? Well, I don't think it will last 2000 years. It's too much of a personality cult to last that long, and has too many tendencies to want be an all-controlling force over those who join. By that I don't mean all-controlling force that governs by the individual adherent's will so that it is a life-changing force because the person's heart has changed, but by external forces on the individual adherents. Those belief systems always come to an end sooner than later because external forces cannot continue indefinitely. The belief systems such as Christianity that rely upon internal change of heart for its power over the individual will last. That kind of religion feeds the deepest needs of human soul. An externally applied religion never can never duplicate that.
     
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    I know it's difficult to separate Scientology and Tom Cruise since that's his faith, but I don't see everyone involved in Scientology building anti-alien bunkers. Let's get back to topic, please (like how everyone thinks Tom Cruise has lost his marbles). :wink: :offtopic
     
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    Sorry to offend Phoenix I just think its a bit nuts to believe in some exiled aliens who inhabited our bodies are fearing the return of some alien warlord.

    But then again I don't believe in any faith or religion.

    Back to Topic Yes Tom Cruise is nuts and what Katie Holmes is doing with him is beyond me.
     
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    I have to agree that Tom Cruise has lost his marbles. Anyone forgotten that John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston are also scientologists? However you don't hear either of those two voicing any really far out theories?
     
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