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Threat level alert!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Stevie, Jul 22, 2007.

  1. Stevie

    Stevie Byte Poster

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

    Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's entire military capability.

    It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so, when sailing round the British Isles, the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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  2. Crito

    Crito Banned

    Al Qaeda can only kill you. They can't take away your freedom and create a fascist police state. To do that requires politicians in your own government. :x

    I'd rather die free tomorrow than live to be 200 years old in George Orwell's worst nightmare. :ohmy
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  3. Pady

    Pady Nibble Poster

    hahaha - had to forward this one around the office - good stuff.
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  4. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

    Really like the "Run" and "Hide"... so true :)
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