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This one takes a bit of human input...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by juice142, Jan 9, 2006.

  1. juice142

    juice142 Megabyte Poster

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    You need to be holding your nose with thumb and forefinger of the same hand and cupping your palm across your nose and mouth for this to work (see when).

    A patient is wheeled, on a gurney and unconscious, with a drip in his arm and an oxygen mask on his face into a ward in a hospital and parked.

    He wakes, and after a while, turns to the Gent in the next bed and says (this is the point where you have to do the above)

    (Now)"Are my testicles black?" (Stop)

    "I'm sorry," says the Gent, " I've no idea... I don't think it's any of my business."

    A Nurse walks past and the patient again asks (Now)"Are my testicles black?" (Stop)

    The Nurse pulls back the covers on his bed and checks his credentials. " No" she says "they're not."

    The patient, now exasperated by the whole affair, pulls the mask from his face and says "bugger this

    [HIDE]are my test results back?"[/HIDE]

    :rolleyes:
     
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  2. wizard

    wizard Petabyte Poster

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    Okie dokie lets have a look.
     
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  3. nugget
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    I hope this is worth replying to.
     
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  4. tripwire45
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    I have a bad feeling about this.

    EDIT: (After replying and reading the hidden content). Hardy har har. :dry
     
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  5. Tyler D

    Tyler D Gigabyte Poster

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    And............
     
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  6. Bluerinse
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  7. JonnyMX

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    I hope this doesn't catch on you know.
    I can't be doing this for all your jokes...
     
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  8. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Interesting way to raise the post count.
     
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  9. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    uh oh...
     
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  10. _omni_

    _omni_ Megabyte Poster

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    -=||=-
     
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  11. Phil
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    ok give it to me :D
     
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  12. MattyW

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    this better be good...


    ...hahaha, no.
     
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  13. trislloyd

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    Curiosity killed the prat, i mean cat!
    Let's give it a whirl!

    I'm so stupid! Never again i tell you!
     
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  14. FAT36

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    hope this is funny......
     
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  15. Gaz 45

    Gaz 45 Kilobyte Poster

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    Come on then, what's the hidden bit..
     
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  16. farmer

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    whats
     
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  17. damienj3

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    lets have a look then
     
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  18. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    one way to get a long thread going :)
     
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  19. Fergal1982

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    eh? whats goin on?
     
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