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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate

    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...


    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning
    :)
     
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  2. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    having seen this in action i fully agree. I propose a points system for the Easter meet. Anyone who can say one of these gets points - but it has to make sense in the conversation.

    And anyone who can fulfill any of the final set get mucho bonus points!
    :biggrin:
     
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  3. mondos

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    Someone has to take a video cam, we could have a poll to vote for funniest plus it'd be hilarious.
     
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  4. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    Now who was it that wanted a Kebab after the December meetup :ohmy
     
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  5. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Ive no idea what you mean:oops:
     
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  6. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning


    Lol, thats what I wish i'd said last night... regretting it now :(
     
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  7. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

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    "a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you."

    I've always been puzzled by this. Does anyone know why women tend to get more and more beautiful with every pint you drink ? Because I've often noticed that by the time I've poured about five or six fosters down my neck, even the neighbourhood biddy with about twenty grandchildren starts to look like she just step off the cover of vogue.
     
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  8. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    Tis hormonal - fact of nature - the more you drink, the more those bits start to tingle, the more easy it is to find something to satisfy em! :twisted: :twisted:
     
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  9. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

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    Okay..okay..

    So what you're saying is that with every additional pint I drink, my hormonal output goes up by X amount. So by the time I've downed about ten pints and I leave the pub and I start zigzagging my way home, and suddenly the local park bench looks really really inviting, that's just the hormones talking, right ?
     
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  10. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    Nah - that's just cos ya fell off ya beer scooter!... :p
     
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    My beer has a scooter ?

    My scooter has a beer ?


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  12. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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  13. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

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    Just pulling your leg. :D
     
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  14. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    :p :D
     
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