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The Why's of Men

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Mar 12, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)

    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

    (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    (don't know.....it's never happened)

    And my personal favorite:

    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

    Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
    laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.

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  2. nugget
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    LMAO especially at number 4. :thumbleft
     
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    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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  5. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    Thanks Twiz, I was all bummed out about joe having to work out of town again. Atleast now I'm bummed out with a smile on my face. I needed that!
     
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  6. twizzle

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    Always like to bring a smile to a womans face Mitzs... either that or i have to duck quick!!
     
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  7. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, funny stuff, im sure my misses will love them as well... :)
     
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