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The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.

    One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife.

    Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.

    After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.

    Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

    When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.

    He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"

    She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother" :oops:
     
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    :eek: thats it I will make sure my mother in law is not in our room at Xmas...as for my own mother well there will be no show from her so I am ok. but blimey...your own mother!
     
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    Sends shivers down your spine to think of it.:confused3:sick
     
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    oh no stop it!!! *must get the image out of my head* *happy thoughts happy thought*
     
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