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The Perfect Worker

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
    3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
    4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
    5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
    6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
    8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
    9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
    10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
    11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
    12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    13 executed as soon as possible.

    Addendum:

    That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
    sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
    lines.:ohmy
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Liked it Nugg :)
     
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  3. snoopy51

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    It is a classic! Very nicely done!
     
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  4. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    Reminds me of a hostage, writing a secret message to their rescuers under the captor's nose while making it look like a statement favoring the captor. :biggrin
     
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