The Perfect Husband

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Several men are in the members bar of a golf club. A cell phone on a chair nearby rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm in London shopping now and I've found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£45,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £450,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer £400,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the members bar are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

 

Bwhhahhaha

 

Nice one.

 

Now thats funny.
Would so much love to do that