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The Perfect Husband

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jun 2, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Several men are in the members bar of a golf club. A cell phone on a chair nearby rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes."
    WOMAN: "I'm in London shopping now and I've found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "£45,000."
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £450,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer £400,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


    The man hangs up. The other men in the members bar are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
     
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  2. Sparky
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    classic! :biggrin
     
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  3. Bambino1506

    Bambino1506 Megabyte Poster

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    Bwhhahhaha
     
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  4. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

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    Nice one.
     
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  5. ManicMonkey

    ManicMonkey Kilobyte Poster

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    Now thats funny.
    Would so much love to do that:biggrin
     
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