1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

The Outhouse

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by ffreeloader, Oct 27, 2005.

  1. ffreeloader

    ffreeloader Terabyte Poster

    3,661
    106
    167
    If you Brits don't know what that is it's an outdoor toilet. They were very popular before indoor plumbing was available.

    THE OUTHOUSE

    There was a little boy that lived in the country. The family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.

    One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

    That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today.
    It was you, wasn't it son?" The boy answered, "Yes."
    Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

    The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."
     
    Certifications: MCSE, MCDBA, CCNA, A+
    WIP: LPIC 1
  2. tripwire45
    Honorary Member

    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    13,493
    179
    287
    I think I'd "whoop" on the boy, too. :blink
     
    Certifications: A+ and Network+
  3. Veteran's son

    Veteran's son Megabyte Poster

    915
    2
    55
    That's hilarious, Freddy! :)
    That's no crap either! :biggrin :p
     
    Certifications: A+
    WIP: N+

Share This Page

Loading...