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The nutcracker special

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by ffreeloader, Nov 30, 2005.

  1. ffreeloader

    ffreeloader Terabyte Poster

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    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
    A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
    The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming."
    What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
    "I'm just sitting here on the crapper," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush it, something reaches up and squeezes the crap out of my nuts ."
    The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
     
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  2. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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    Brilliant Fred :biggrin
     
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  3. tripwire45
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    :ohmy "Ouch!" doesn't even *begin* to describe it. :rolleyes:
     
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  4. JonnyMX

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    So that's what it was!
    I haven't been back there since...
     
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  5. Bluerinse
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    Very good Freddy, keep 'em coming :biggrin
     
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