The greatest joke I've ever heard...

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by JSH333, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. JSH333

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    Only i'm not kidding.

    I'm male, 24 and drive a Seat Leon Cupra R with 6 years NCB, no convictions, no points. I've had my share of wacky car insurance quotes as it's a moderate hot hatch. But then, I got this....

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    Perforamce Direct, thank you for making me laugh.

    Cheers
     
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  2. Sparky
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    So you paying that monthly then? :biggrin
     
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  3. JSH333

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    Gone back to the site and retrived the quote and its gone down to £1900. Must have been an error, still gave me a laugh mind!
     
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  4. Shinigami

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    I hear and see all the time how car insurance is expensive in the UK. I wouldn't want to know how mug I'd pay for my Mercedes AMG over there... It's already kinda expensive in Switzerland...
     
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  5. Boffy

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    ha, I think the funniest moment on my insurance is when I requested to put my wife on the insurance (Learner) and my car insurance went down by £200 a year.

    The operater wanted to be sure I was happy with this change in cost, which I was (albeit confused)... and to this day the missus still hasn't had a drive with me :D
     
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  6. TheMagician

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    Maybe I'm biased but the last few times I've seen a Cupra R on the road it's been driven like a ****. So I'm not surprised to see their Actuaries have pinpointed this as a high risk vehicle.
     
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  7. nugget
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    Sounds good. Can I put your wife on my insurance then? :tune
     
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  8. Apexes

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    even so, £1900!!! :O
     
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