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The golf ball

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, May 16, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally,the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
    "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
    We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rearend."
    "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
    "I don't remember much after that"
     
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  2. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol, like it :D
     
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  3. Headache

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    Ha ha .. Nice one, Raffaz.
     
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