The Creation

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In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and barbies.
He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that
it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies
on the beach.
God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to
provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood
for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and
it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
sausages, steak and prawns for barbies.
God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth
Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone
to go to the footy, surf , drink beer, eat and stand round the barbie
with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God
saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook
and Clean the barbie. Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh
day.
God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss
of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes and
Sheilas, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God
saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody
good .
IT WAS AUSTRALIA

 

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From the bloke who lives in Switzerland, he he

 

I take it you haven't always lived in Switzerland, nugget.

 

Felt like I was almost back there again, Nugg

 

Trip, I moved here about 7 or 8 years ago after meeting a nice swiss girl travelling around OZ. She came back home and I followed and have been here ever since.

Jak, shame about the weather but I try to keep the bbq's happening and the cold beer flowing, at least in the summer months.

 

Summer months?
my best mates and aussie and his next door neighbour is a sif africun chef
i assure you the weather doesnt put a spanner in our barbies! we have them under a tarp in the pouring rain out on the tarmac of a south london home

and no fosters!
(imports of VB and hahn only)
heh

 

Totally agreed there - VB gets my vote over Fosters anyday (well, after extensive research, that is !!!! )

 

I would also keep the barbies going through the winter too but something about -10°C and 30cm of snow seem to put people off for some reason.

BTW, VB is the ONLY beer.

 

Ah, the memories

 

MMmmmm VB....

I've never heard of it! I must be uncultured!

Dont shoot me!

I take its nice stuff? Can you get it here?

(I work in a bar part time for 4 years and never seen it so i was just wondering!!)

Matt

 

Well, I'm sitting drooling over my monitor at work at that condensation (and it's not even 10:00 yet !!!) :roll:

 

Fair play !

I think a pub lunch is in order ???