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The convict

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Missy, Sep 24, 2005.

  1. Missy

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    An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
    "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
    "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    LOL - you're on form tonight, Missy :clap
     
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  3. JonnyMX

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    Have you just bought the Big Book of Vaseline Jokes?
     
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  4. Boycie
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    On the ball! :D
     
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  5. moominboy

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    :eek: :cry: :ohmy
     
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  6. Missy

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    Nope, got some pic's about the Vasoline though :-))) but not suitable for here i think..:-))
    missy
     
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  7. moominboy

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    :sick: :sick:
     
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  8. Veteran's son

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  9. kat731
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    Wehey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
     
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  10. Missy

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    The pic's are only cartoon's......was only kidding,...No need to feel sick moominboy :-))
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  11. Bluerinse
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    Great joke Missy 8)
     
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  12. tripwire45
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    I don't see why not. :tongue

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  13. moominboy

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    :oops: wheeeww! lol at trip, nice picture! :tongue :thumbleft
     
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