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The CIA Assasin

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phil, Jan 22, 2004.

  1. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

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    The CIA had an opening for an
    assassin. After the initial
    screening was done there were
    three finalists... two men and
    a woman.

    For the final test, the CIA
    agents took one of the men to
    a large metal door and handed
    him a gun.
    "We must know that you will
    follow your instructions, no
    matter what the circumstances.
    Inside this room, you will
    find your wife sitting in a
    chair. Kill Her!!!"

    The man said, "You can't be
    serious. I could never shoot
    my wife."

    The agent said, "Then you're
    not the right man for this
    job. Take your wife and go
    home."

    The second man was given the
    same instructions. He took the
    gun and went into the room.
    All was quiet for about five
    minutes. Then the man came out
    with tears in his eyes. "I
    tried, but I can't kill my
    wife."

    The agent said, "You don't
    have what it takes. Take your
    wife and go home."

    Finally, it was the woman's
    turn. She was given the same
    instructions, to kill her
    husband. She took the gun and
    went into the room. Shots were
    heard, one shot after another.
    They heard screaming,
    crashing, banging on the
    walls. After a few minutes,
    all was quiet. The door opened
    slowly and there stood the
    woman.

    She wiped the sweat from her
    brow, and said, "The gun was
    loaded with blanks. I had to
    beat him to death with the
    chair."

    Moral of the story: Women are
    evil, don't f**k with them...
     
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  2. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

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    ROFL :!:
    That's a goodun Phil :thumbleft
    :brancard
     
  3. Rosy
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    Rosy Megabyte Poster

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    Evil? I don't know what you mean, I am a :lilangel

    :daz .....



    Ok, maybe not :twisted: :devilfla: :twisted:
     
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