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The Chocolate Theory

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Rosy, Mar 7, 2004.

  1. Rosy
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    Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
    Bean = vegetable.
    Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
    Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
    Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. :thumbleft

    To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
    which is dairy. So, candy bars are a health food. :clap

    Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. :cheers


    Remember..................... "STRESSED"spelled backward is "DESSERTS" :yep
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    OK, let's extend the analogy here ...

    BEER = sugar, water, hops and barley. Sugar (see above), water - the body needs 8 pints a day. Hops and barley - there's your veg and pulses (carbohydrates included).

    So :arrow: beer is the best drink the body could ask for (remember - 8 pints a day, now)

    To conclude - chocolate+beer= a long, healthy HAPPY life :alc !!!

    Not often I agree with you, Rosy - but you're thinking is spot on this time :iagree
     
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  3. Luton Bee

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    You can get Chocolate Beer as well I believe!!!
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Haaa-le-lu-jah !!! :cheers :cheers2
     
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  5. tripwire45
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    Chocolate + beer = ewwww. Sorry, I'm a purist. I like coffee to taste like coffee, beer to taste like beer and chocolate to taste like chocolate. I can however, tolerate my ice cream and cheese cake coming in a variety of flavors. :wink:
     
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  6. flex22

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    You guys only just worked this out lol :!: :!: :!:
    (BURP :!: ) :P
     

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