The Chocolate Theory

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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
which is dairy. So, candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.


Remember..................... "STRESSED"spelled backward is "DESSERTS"

 

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OK, let's extend the analogy here ...

BEER = sugar, water, hops and barley. Sugar (see above), water - the body needs 8 pints a day. Hops and barley - there's your veg and pulses (carbohydrates included).

So beer is the best drink the body could ask for (remember - 8 pints a day, now)

To conclude - chocolate+beer= a long, healthy HAPPY life !!!

Not often I agree with you, Rosy - but you're thinking is spot on this time

 

You can get Chocolate Beer as well I believe!!!

 

Haaa-le-lu-jah !!! 2

 

Chocolate + beer = ewwww. Sorry, I'm a purist. I like coffee to taste like coffee, beer to taste like beer and chocolate to taste like chocolate. I can however, tolerate my ice cream and cheese cake coming in a variety of flavors.

 

You guys only just worked this out lol
(BURP ) :P