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The Boss and the Kid!!!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bull Gates, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. Bull Gates

    Bull Gates Byte Poster

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    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his
    employees about an
    urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed
    the employee's
    home phone number and was greeted with a child's
    whisper, "Hello."

    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.

    "Yes," whispered the small voice.

    "May I talk with him?"

    The child whispered, "No."

    Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss
    asked, is your
    mommy there?"

    "Yes."

    "May I talk with her?"

    Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
    message, the boss
    asked, "Is anybody else there?"

    "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's
    home, the boss
    asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

    "No, he's busy", whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?"

    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the
    whispered answer.

    Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what
    sounded like a
    helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss
    asked, "What is
    that noise?"

    "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

    In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The
    search team just
    landed the hello-copper."

    Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little
    frustrated the boss
    asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a
    muffled giggle:


    "ME."
     
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  2. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    :cry: tears of laughter! lmao
     
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  3. simongrahamuk
    Honorary Member

    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Good one! :biggrin
     

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