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The Birds And The Bees

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by stateless, Nov 17, 2007.

  1. stateless

    stateless Bit Poster

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    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the "Birds and the Bees".

    'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'

    Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

    The boy sobbed, When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech.

    At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech.

    When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech.

    If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for
     
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  2. ffreeloader

    ffreeloader Terabyte Poster

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    I love it. It fits right in my sense of humor. My wife is going to bust a gut when she hears this one.
     
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  3. Fergal1982

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    Someone else appears to be a fan of sickipedia. (Damn, my source has been rumbled. :biggrin )

    This is a good one.
     
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  4. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    UCHEEKYMONKEY R.I.P - gone but never forgotten. Gold Member

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    LOL:p:biggrin
     
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