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The Attorney

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    There was an attorney who got home late one evening
    after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution
    for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who
    was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.

    His last minute plea for clemency to the state governor
    had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.

    As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about,
    "What time of night do you call this?
    Where the hell have you been?" and so on.

    Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual,
    he went and poured himself a very large whisky and
    headed off to the bathroom for a long hot
    soak -- pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

    While he was in the bath the phone rang,
    which the wife answered to be told that her husband's client
    had been granted his stay of execution after all.

    Realizing what a day he must have had,
    she relented a little and went upstairs
    to give him the good news.

    As she opened the bathroom door she was
    greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view
    as he bent naked over the bath cleaning the tub.

    "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said,
    at which the attorney whirled round and
    screamed hysterically,

    "For crying out loud . . .don't you ever stop?":ohmy
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  2. Missy

    Missy Byte Poster

    good one nugget...lol
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  3. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    hahaha! good one mate. most of it sounds familiar.....
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