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The act of giving

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. nugget
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    The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a
    beautiful, sexy young woman.

    "You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing?

    How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your
    children!

    I'm leaving this house and I want a divorce!"

    The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
    listen to what happened."

    "It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you
    cheating creep."

    "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride.

    I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her into my
    car.

    I noticed she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty.

    She mentioned she had not eaten for three days.

    Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
    enchiladas I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
    because you're afraid you'll gain more weight.

    When I served them to her the poor young thing, practically inhaled
    them. Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to bathe.

    While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were worn-out and full
    of holes so I threw them away.

    Since she needed clothes,
    I gave her the pair of jeans that you no longer wear because they're
    too tight on you,

    I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary
    and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

    I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you
    won't wear just to annoy my sister

    and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive
    boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker
    wearing the same pair.

    After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the door where she
    turned around and with tears of gratitude streaming down her cheeks,
    asked

    "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"
     
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