Texas tall tale....

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I stoled this one from TU...

A Texan walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.

The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.

He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay ten dollars and, if you pass three tests, you get all the
money."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.

"What are the three tests?

"Pay first," says the bartender. "Those are the rules."

So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"OK," the bartender says, "here's what you need to do: First you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila... the whole thing, all at
once... and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth
with your bare hands. Third, there's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."

The man is stunned.

"I know I paid my 10 bucks, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things..."

"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."

As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks

"Where's zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon all the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then.... silence.

Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large, bloody scratches all over his body.

"Now," he says, "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

 

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well that cheered up an extremely boring day, cheers Trip

 

I had heard it but forgotten it - it's a cracker !!!

 

You people need help...

 

No we just need a womans touch!

 

Well, that old lady is still waiting.

 

Cracker.. Its the way you tell em!

 

Snoopy51 posted it at TU first, Mitzs.

 

Them people need help too. It's a good thing they have me around.