tarzan

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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What's that" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees" said Tarzan.

 

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ROTFLMAO.


Ouch

 

Good 1 mate.

 

Guess they didn't end up making "Boy" afterwards (You'd have to know about the old Tarzan film series for that to be funny).

 

Showing your age Trip, careful lol

p.s yes i remember too( but keep it between us eh)

 

I remember 'boy' too but I did watch a lot of tv when I was growing up, which maybe explains why I didn't so too well in school.