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A string walks into a bar,
sits down and orders a drink.

The bartender says
"Hey, we don't serve strings in here."

Dejected, the string goes
out and rolls around in the dirt.

He comes back in, all tangled up,
with loose threads hanging off,
sits down and orders a drink.

"Hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out of here?"

asks the bartender.

"No," replies





the string. "I'm a frayed knot."

 

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Cazz - there is bad, then there is awful, and then there's shockingly awful and then there's these bar jokes u have dug up from somewhere - what's going on????

 

Sorry Rosy,

I can't be good all the time, I have to stick a real stinker in
now and then for the people who maybe aren't as up on the
humour side, like us lot ( the slow ones)

I guess your saying I should change bars then lol

 

oh dear.

 

Two pieces of road walk into a bar, order a drink & sit down.

Soon after, some red tarmac walks into the bar, and one piece of road downs his drinks & gets up to leave. The other says 'where you going?'

He replies 'I'm off, thats guy's a cyclepath'