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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on TV & Radio

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. "

    3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - " Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
    the Oxford crew."

    5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, " So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters - "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

    10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

    11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
    "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

    12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
     
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  2. Tinus1959

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    Great collection!
     
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  3. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol, love 'em! :)
     
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  4. BosonMichael
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    Hah! Classic!
     
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  5. Spilly

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    Yep i liked them, everyone thinks i'm nuts chuckling away in the corner of the office reading these.
     
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  6. ManicMonkey

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    I can just picture the weatherman one and the look of horror on the ladies face as she empties the studio of people pissing themselves laughing
     
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  7. SimonV

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    Nice, Good one. :)
     
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  8. Colin1

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    Quality them m8, LOL keep up the good work!


    C :biggrin
     
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