Spooky

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There was this meeting of ghosthunters. The main speaker had some 45 minutes left till lunch and nothing to say anymore.
To kill the time he decided to let the audience speak.
He said: "For the last 45 minutes I want to give you the change to share your experience with us all. Lets start with the question: Who of you has ever seen a ghost?

About 50 hands were raised.

So he continued: "Well, 50 is to much for the time given. Second question: Who of you has ever touched a ghost?

About 10 hands.

So he said: "Well, that still to much. Lets narrow the group down a bit more. Who of you has made love to a ghost?

Just one man raises his hand.

Well, sir, that is amazing. Please tell us your story. You actually made love to a ghost?

Man: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said goat.