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Some things you just can't explain

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

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    A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk.

    A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here, on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"

    The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

    "So what happened that's so horrible?", the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.

    "Well," the farmer said, "Today, I was sitting by my cow, milking her.

    Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."

    "Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."

    "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on her left.

    Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

    The man laughed, "Again?"

    The farmer nodded, and replied, "Some things you just can't explain.

    I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

    Well I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can't explain."

    "So, what did you do?"

    "Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.

    At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...Some things you just can't explain."

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  2. Rosy
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    :eek: Hehe! Nice timing eh!
     
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