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Smooth flight

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    A plane was taking off from New York. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Seattle. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOD!”

    Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

    A passenger in Coach yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine.”
     
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  2. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Brought a smile to my face! :biggrin
     
  3. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    Nice one
     
  4. Tyler D

    Tyler D Gigabyte Poster

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    Nice one :p
     
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