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I had a terrible night this night.
About 4 o'clock the phone rang. I decided not to answer it.
15 minutes later it rang again. Thinking it was very important I got out of bed and went down to answer it. Just as I was there it stopped. I went back to bed.
15 minutes later it rang again. Making sure they would not hang up on my again a rushed downstairs and picked up the phone.
Caller: Good night sir, sorry to bother you at this time, but may I ask you, do you have a fever thermometer?
Me: You call me to ask me this?
Caller: I know it sounds strange, but it's very important. Do you have one?
Me: Yes I have.
Caller: well, then stick it in your butt.
and hung up.
Furious I called the police:
Off: Police office, how can I help you?
Me: Some idiot calles me in the middle of the night to insult me.
Off: Ok. I'll have to make a report. Whats your name?
I tell him.
Off: and your address please?
I give him that too.
Off: well. Could you tell me what happened?
I give him all the details.
Off: how long ago was that?
Me: about 15 minutes.
Off: well, you can take it out now then....

 

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Ah dear!