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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Tinus1959, Apr 26, 2007.

  1. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    I had a terrible night this night.
    About 4 o'clock the phone rang. I decided not to answer it.
    15 minutes later it rang again. Thinking it was very important I got out of bed and went down to answer it. Just as I was there it stopped. I went back to bed.
    15 minutes later it rang again. Making sure they would not hang up on my again a rushed downstairs and picked up the phone.
    Caller: Good night sir, sorry to bother you at this time, but may I ask you, do you have a fever thermometer?
    Me: You call me to ask me this?
    Caller: I know it sounds strange, but it's very important. Do you have one?
    Me: Yes I have.
    Caller: well, then stick it in your butt.
    and hung up.
    Furious I called the police:
    Off: Police office, how can I help you?
    Me: Some idiot calles me in the middle of the night to insult me.
    Off: Ok. I'll have to make a report. Whats your name?
    I tell him.
    Off: and your address please?
    I give him that too.
    Off: well. Could you tell me what happened?
    I give him all the details.
    Off: how long ago was that?
    Me: about 15 minutes.
    Off: well, you can take it out now then....
     
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  2. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    Ah dear! :p :biggrin
     
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  3. wagnerk
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    wagnerk aka kitkatninja Moderator

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    Nice one :)

    -ken
     
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