Should I visit the Doctor?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Fergal1982, Sep 29, 2008.

  1. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    Hey guys, I need some advice...

    Every morning, the missus wakes me up with some oral Sex. After breakfast, I have her over the table before heading out to work.

    Once at work, I nip into the stationary cupboard for a quick knee trembler with the tasty HR girl.

    At lunch, I meet up with my mistress, and have a mad, passionate session.

    Once I'm back at work, I have another session with the HR girl.

    After work, I meet up with the twins in Payroll back at their flat, for a mad threesome. After this, I head back home where the missus greets me with another session of oral sex.

    I have a quiet evening, before retiring to bed and rogering the missus silly for hours.

    But I'm really worried and need your advice. It hurts when I w*nk, do you think I should go see the Doctor?
     
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  2. flounder10

    flounder10 Nibble Poster

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    haha :biggrin

    I like that one
     
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  3. Mof

    Mof Megabyte Poster

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    Lol only if the doctor is Female.:rolleyes:
     
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  4. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    My problem is related.
    Last week I had sex allmost every day.
    I had allmost sex on monday, allmost on tuesday, wednesday allmost...
     
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  5. Qs

    Qs Semi-Honorary Member Gold Member

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    You dirty dog you. :p
     
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  6. TimoftheC

    TimoftheC Kilobyte Poster

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    I would Ferg - your eyes are precious and if one of them is giving you probs I would get it looked at :twisted:
     
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  7. jades

    jades New Member

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    i think you should wake up and eat your cornflakes you Geek, you've blatently never had sexy time in your life before but thats your fantasy your talking about!!:p
     
  8. Tinus1959

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    I think he is a rabbit.
     
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  9. JonnyMX

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    No, but having read that, maybe I should...
     
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