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Shopping and Sympathy

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Hangleton, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. Hangleton

    Hangleton Bit Poster

    A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

    As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

    She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful custard slice complimentary from the last shop

    She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his carer!"

    The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. The doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg, he's dead. What'd you buy?"
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  2. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

    Lol like it :)
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  3. wagnerk
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    wagnerk aka kitkatninja Moderator

    And who says that they don't have a sence a humour :)

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  4. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

    :blink You brits sure have a strange sense of humor sometimes.
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  5. stateless

    stateless Bit Poster

    funny, evil but funny :D
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  6. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    I thought it was a news article :blink

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