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Sex sandals

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jul 1, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
    the market place looking at the goods and such when they passed this
    small sandal shop.

    From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,
    "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"
    So the married couple walked in.

    The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you
    would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
    what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
    need them, being the sex God he was.

    The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
    sex freak?"

    The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."

    Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave
    in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet,
    he got this wild look in his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

    In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
    violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
    pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

    The Jamaican then began screaming,

    "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!:eek:
     
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