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Sex life

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by
    a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give
    anything to sink this next putt."

    A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a
    fourth of your sex life?"

    The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be
    meaningless. At the same time he thinks this might be a good
    omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt. Two holes later he
    mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this

    The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth
    another fourth of your sex life?"

    The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." He makes an eagle. On the
    final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he
    says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you
    be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this

    The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle.

    As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks
    alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you
    because you don't know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from now on
    you will have no sex life."

    "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father
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