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Sex in the dark

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jun 15, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they
    made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well,
    after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break
    him out of the crazy habit.
    So one night, while they were in the middle of a
    romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her
    husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She gets completely
    upset.
    You impotent b......," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
    me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly,
    "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
    [​IMG]
     
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  2. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    :D :D :D
     
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  3. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    lol nice one mate, good to see you back on form :)
    keep em coming
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Fabulous Nugg 8)
     
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  5. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    Great one Nugg, you da man [​IMG]
     
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