Sex in the dark

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There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well,
after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break
him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her
husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She gets completely
upset.
You impotent b......," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly,
"I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

 

lol nice one mate, good to see you back on form
keep em coming

 

Fabulous Nugg

 

Great one Nugg, you da man