Server Room in the Women's Restroom

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  1. wizard

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    I didn't put this in the just for laughs section as this for real.

    I got this link from an email from "Royal Pingdom"

    http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Stalled-Server-Room.aspx

    The mind boggles :blink
     
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  2. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    "The access to the server room is now via
    the women’s bathroom."

    LOL:p:biggrin I guess that would be one of the perks of the job working in networks!

    That's a funny website wizard!:biggrin
     
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  3. greenbrucelee
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    does that mean you can flush the memory whilst having a dump? :p
     
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  4. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, thats just wrong.
     
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    ip based webcam with ext lead anyone.... tee hee!!
     
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    testing this
     
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  7. Mof

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    puts new meaning into downloading software:eek:
     
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  8. tripwire45
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    If the company (assuming this whole thing isn't a gag) has to hire only female IT staff to manage the servers (physically, anyway), I can see where the male job applicants would cry "sexual discrimination", until they heard why. :blink
     
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    I would see this as one of the benefits. I mean where else could you boldly (and rightfully) stride into a female toilet saying that you have business in there?

    And just for fun, when the toilets are full then you could open the door and yell "server reboot in 2 minutes" and watch them all scramble.
     
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    So erm...does anyone know if they are taking on any new members of staff?
     
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  11. Theprof

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    That's a first for me. I know people get creative with server rooms but this is on a whole new level, but I guess if you have no choice you have to do what ever is permitted and works.
     
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    I wonder if these servers will start to get a little "stroppy" once every month ;)
     
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    Aaah :twisted:
     
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    I'm gonna get done for this but I'll say it anyway. As long as you don't have to stuff the ports full of cotton wool to stop em leaking everywhere it should be fine.:D:twisted::D................run away.
     
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    You are already *so* dead. I'm deffo keeping my distance from you. When Mitzs sees this, the amount of pain and suffering she'll inflict on you with her duct tape will be beyond imagination. :eek:
     
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  16. greenbrucelee
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    lol :D, I'll keep checking the whos online so she can't get me 8)
     
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    OHMYGOD!

    You dont want to live do you? :biggrin
     
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    The girls will have to catch me first 8):p
     
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    That won't be hard. :twisted:
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  20. wizard

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    I can hear a new pack of duct tape rolls being opened, get ready :twisted:
     
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