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"Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Jul 6, 2005.

  1. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'-4" (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

    LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

    SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

    WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

    BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my Boss collection of eight-track tapes.

    MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

    MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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  2. mrobinson52

    mrobinson52 Security Maven Gold Member

    :clap :lol: As someone living in Florida, I got a huge laugh out of this! Well done Trip!
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  3. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    Thanks, Mary. I found those jokes on a "duct tape" site while looking up something for your "daughter" :tongue
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  4. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

    Did I hear duct-tape? (Smiles sweetly at trip)
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