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Searching my own place on "Guinness"

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by kobem, Feb 4, 2011.

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  1. kobem

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    Have you ever met anyone other than me who even didn't touch hands of a girl until 27 years old?
     
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  2. Bri1981

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    Get yourself a hooker.
     
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  3. greenbrucelee
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    What?
     
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  4. kobem

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    That is too dangerous also risky. If i had one easily, i would do it a long time ago in order to feel happy.
     
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  5. JonnyMX

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    You're a cheerful fella, aren't you?

    I swear, it's like reading the Secret Diary of Adrian Mole all over again, it really is.

    Stop worrying about everything. No wonder you can't retain any facts about networking, you're probably too busy wondering when you'll get to see your first bra.

    Just chill.
     
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  6. kobem

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    Hmm, should i get an appointment from you just for a relaxation session? :D
     
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  7. JonnyMX

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    :eek:

    I'm not that sort of guy... :oops:
     
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    You've met your match Jonny. :twisted:
     
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    Everyones got a price, whats yours? :lolbang

    :twisted:
     
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    Don't be coy Jonny, show him how its done, stop being selfish 8)
     
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  11. Fergal1982

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    Have you ever noticed, Kobem, that you only ever post into this forum to either: ask questions you should clearly know the answer to given your certifications; or to post questions which are clearly an attempt to encourage people to pity you in some way?

    I have known people only just starting their A+ to post into other peoples thread offering (sometimes very helpful) advice to their fellow members. You on the other hand contribute not a jot.

    I agree with Jonny, it really is like reading Adrian Mole.
     
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  12. Connell

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    as a new user, i find kobem intriuging.

    almost.... fascinating.
     
  13. kobem

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    hey, am i supposed to be that sort of guy? i am always be interested in only girls. My choice will never change
    until death. I mentioned by "relaxation session" , the physiciatrists. Do not even bear in your mind such these
    ridiculuous stuff.
     
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  14. greenbrucelee
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    See what Fergal wrote Kobem.

    And if you post stupid things like this then people are going to come up with stupid responses.
     
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    he will become tiresome soon Connell.
     
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    I'm getting fat. Must be all the :popcorn.

    This thread is now about waffles.
     
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    Troll. This is the clincher. Good one though - he's strung us along for years now.
     
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  18. greenbrucelee
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    Why hasn't Kobem been banned? He never contributes to the forum, asks the same question over and over again and generally gets on everyones tits.

    Yes I dont have to read his posts or reply but I doubt he would ever get the message that he needs to go back to basics or leave the place even if no one ever replied to him.
     
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  19. BosonMichael
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    Maybe nobody's ever officially reported his posts. :ninja

    Hey, just giving the forum admins the benefit of the doubt! :biggrin
     
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    Surely the mods must have seen his posts? They should have done suomething by now wether reported or not.
     
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