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Saying The Right Thing

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, May 17, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
    open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
    and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
    clothing in front of him, clean and pressed.

    Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
    spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a
    note on the table.

    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

    So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
    the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
    Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

    His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
    Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
    eye when you stumbled into the door."

    Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
    breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
    tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

    Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
    Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
    Breakfast -- $10.00

    Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS!

    :wub
     
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  2. Greebo

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    But that is so far fetched m8 :lol:
     
  3. AJ

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    Of course never happens to me as I never touch the evil drink 8)
     
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  4. nugget
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    Me either AJ, btw what time does the bar open? :lol:
     
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  5. AJ

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    be about 9ish mate
     
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