riddle

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Here is a riddle for the intellectually minded.



At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers; the other is receiving oral sex from an 85 year-old woman. They are each thinking the exact same thing.



What are they both thinking?






i'll tell you when i finish work!!

 

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Perhaps they both think that they wish they hadnt drunk so much alcohol.

 

I know this one, and it ain't pretty. Maybe I shouldn't spoil it though ....

 

PM's away, ginger

 

LOL great moomin

 

Not sure I'd want to be either of them...

 

If I let go it's gonna end in a big mess?


How the hell did I end up here?

 

Blurgh...

 

outstanding answer nugg, but alas, no.

*drum roll*











Don't Look Down!

EDIT: doesn't seem as funny now...... sorry , won't happen again!

 

I think I'm gonna puke.

 

ROTFLMAO. Good one moomin.

Over which one Trip?

 

Take your pick.

 

moom

What a humourous guy! If CertForums had the job title of Executive Humourist, I'd vote for you for sure.

 

Looks like I'm losing my king clown crown.

The paper hat's yours moomin.

 

Nugg, I am sure there would be room for two legendary
humourists. You are a funny guy!