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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    Here is a riddle for the intellectually minded.



    At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers; the other is receiving oral sex from an 85 year-old woman. They are each thinking the exact same thing.



    What are they both thinking?






    i'll tell you when i finish work!!
     
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  2. Fergal1982

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    Perhaps they both think that they wish they hadnt drunk so much alcohol.
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    I know this one, and it ain't pretty. Maybe I shouldn't spoil it though ....:D
     
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  4. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    PM me Jak. The office wants to find out before I finish work - I don't suppose waiting for Moomin to finish is gonna help!
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    PM's away, ginger :biggrin
     
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  6. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    LOL great moomin :)
     
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  7. JonnyMX

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    Not sure I'd want to be either of them...
     
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  8. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    If I let go it's gonna end in a big mess?:bigcry


    How the hell did I end up here? :scratch
     
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  9. JonnyMX

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    Blurgh... :sick :sick
     
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  10. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    outstanding answer nugg, but alas, no.

    *drum roll*











    Don't Look Down!

    EDIT: doesn't seem as funny now...... sorry , won't happen again! :tongue
     
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  11. tripwire45
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    I think I'm gonna puke. :sick
     
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  12. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    ROTFLMAO. Good one moomin.


    Over which one Trip?:oops:
     
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  13. tripwire45
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    Take your pick. :eek:
     
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  14. Veteran's son

    Veteran's son Megabyte Poster

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    moom

    What a humourous guy! If CertForums had the job title of Executive Humourist, I'd vote for you for sure. :cheeseyg :beers2
     
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  15. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Looks like I'm losing my king clown crown.:(

    The paper hat's yours moomin.:cry:
     
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  16. Veteran's son

    Veteran's son Megabyte Poster

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    Nugg, I am sure there would be room for two legendary
    humourists. You are a funny guy! :biggrin
     
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