Return of the Werewolves to Bosonville

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Well, I was hoping to get the e-mail addresses so I could shoot the roles to the players using blind carbon copy... but I never received any e-mail addresses, so I'll just PM everything... one player at a time.

 

Right I see, will PM mine to now

 

Well hello, all you lovely, lovely people.
How are we all?
I'm absolutely delighted to be living here in Bosonville.
The city was just such a drag!
The legal profession takes so much out of you. Yes, it really does.
And the matter with the Mayor's other half was just such a misunderstanding.
It's true that she was a right stunner, but the fact of the matter was that I was wearing a new pair of breeches and the fastening was clearly faulty, causing them to fall to the floor right there whilst enjoying a spot of tiffin with the mayoress.
Well, what with his alleged connections to organised crime, Mr Mayor made me a simply irresistible offer of moving my practise (as well as practicing my moves, as he put it) elsewhere.

But enough about me.
I've noticed some minor disagreements among residents regarding such matters as tax and, er, prostitute employment law. Please people, argue no more, at least not without sound legal advice.

Divorce proceedings a speciality.
Discounts for saucy fillies. Ding Dong.

 

GSteer, please clear out some space in your PM box. Thanks!

EDIT: Sent via e-mail.

 

Roles have been assigned. Please let me know if you have not received your role.

It's time to vote for someone to be Sheriff. This game, the Sheriff will NOT have two votes. Instead, the Sheriff's vote will break ties, should one occur.

If the Sheriff dies, the Sheriff will name his/her successor.

VOTE FOR SHERIFF:
James the Stonemason - 5 (by Col, Josiah, Claude, Garrett, Zeb)
Claude the Customs Official - 4 (by Aloysius, Feltch, Ria, Joe)
Aloysius, the Lounge Lizard Lawyer - 1 (by Randy Candy)
Pimp Daddy Joe - 1 (by Eig)
Rob the Undertaker - 1 (by jk2447)

1 Villager not yet voted:
Rob the Undertaker (trebor_88 )

 

As I've said before, what a sheriff needs is a strong sense of reason and common sense - perhaps a literary man of some kind. Someone who doesn't hold any truck with the superstition that is rife in this village. We need real change, a new face to mend our Broken Village. I shall say no more on the topic than this.

Except that should you barely sentient ingrates fail to see sense, my vote goes to James The Stonesmith.

 

got to say, Oid agree with that one, a solid dependable character. Moi vote goes to James The Stonemason.

 

Well, personally chaps - and I don't want to tell you your own business - but I'd say that Claude the customs official would make an ideal Sheriff.

He's got plenty of experience in enforcement and he seems like an awfully decent chap.

 

What we need is a sherriff with a strong sense of the law so I vote Aloysius, the Lounge Lizard Lawyer for the post of sherriff.

 

Well, I say.
Aren't you simply lovely.
Would you care for a small dry sherry at the, er, tavern after?

 

One thing I didn't mention: the Lovers roles have NOT been chosen by the Matchmaker yet.

 

Why does it take a matchmaker?
It usually only takes a dry martini.

 

Lovers, not Lusters.

 

Well i wouldnt vote for the lounge lizard, i've seen the things he gets upto ona friday night with that randy candy, fnar fanr.
As a decent upstanding villager i'd have to cast my vote for someone more respectable. As they only one i can think of is Claude the Customs Official. He let through my last collection of Binocular weeklies and Bushes you should know. And he didnt ask me to pay that duty on teh 50x telescope i bought for "star gazing".

 

Ah, ha ha ha!
How positively slanderous, my dear fellow.

 

Aye, wassup village? I was sleeping off a rather 'orrible bout of soberness, wake up to hear all this talk of needing a sherrif.

Tell you what, I got this mate, who gets me duty free booze, and that customs ociffer, occicer, bloke keeps takin' it off 'im 'fore I get it. Need to keep 'im a bit busier, so 'e leaves good honest bootleggers alone. Claude for sherrif

Off to find meself some fermented apple juice, eight of my five a day.

 

I like your style. Shaken, not stirred thanks bartender.

 

Done