Redhead

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and a gorgeous redhead is
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.



Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
the air, and hands it back.



"Oh my, I'm so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back
in place. "I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for
your dinner to make it up to you."



They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go
to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares
her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a
wonderful, wonderful time.



The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been
SO incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No," she replies. . . . . .



"You just happened to catch my eye."

 

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I knew it was coming, and still couldn't help but crack a smile Lol

 

Its one of them where you know the punchline but can't help laughing.

LOL

 

Oh dear

 

LOL the punch line is expected, but its good though I like it.