Really really bad jokes

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As requested, some truly awful jokes to waste your precious time reading...
(I think these may have been aimed at schoolkids)

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.

If you don't stop tapping away at that keyboard I think I'll go crazy.
It think you already have, I stopped using the keyboard an hour ago.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Sorry, you're not my type.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?
I get a click out of you.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
A big mac.

Do you like web jokes?
Yes - they're e-larious!

How do you fix a broken website?
With stick e-tape.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
An e-mergency.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
e-t.

What do you get if you cross Star Wars with the Internet?
e-threepio.

What do you get if you cross the moon with the Internet?
An e-clipse.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?
The e-quator.

 

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Ubelievably bad !!!

 

gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE GONE BLIND! FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, IVE GONE BLIND! SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Where's Caz when you really need him?

 

I think I've lost the will to live...

 

I feel sick