Reality Check

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well was dry and needed to be covered up anyway.

It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey, so he invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!

«PAUSE FOR EFFECT»

The donkey later came back and kicked THE CRAP out of the farmer that tried to bury him.

And the MORAL is:


WHEN YOU TRY TO COVER YOUR ASS, IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO GET YOU!

 

Sweet. Top notch Nugget...